Em um e-mail engraçado entre eu e o Metal surgiu a dúvida de quantos sinônimos para bronha existem em inglês, e eis que encontrei essa fantástica lista que me fez rir por horas hoje no trampo, divirtam-se!!
Ah, e nela está faltando o mais comum "SPANKING THE MONKEY".
Ah, e nela está faltando o mais comum "SPANKING THE MONKEY".
- A date with Mrs. Palmer and her 5 slut daughters
- Auditioning the hand puppet
- Badgering the witness
- Beating the fuck out of your best friend
- Beating the shit out of your incapacitated midget
- Beating the snot outta Rotney
- Beating the snotty end of my fuck stick
- Blueball baseball
- Calling down for more Mayo
- Calling in the National Guard to assist you in a strategic crisis
- Caping the crusader
- Cheating on your other hand
- Checking the plumbing
- Choking the bald guy 'til he pukes
- Choking the sheriff and waiting for the posse to come
- Cleaning the walls after an accident involving the Milk Man and the Cyclops
- Committing mass spermicide
- Decongesting the weasel
- Discharging the heat-seeking moisture missile
- Dripping white-hot coconuts from the veiny palm tree of lust
- Dropping the kids off at the pool
- Escorting the one-eyed postal worker out of his denim cell
- Evicting the testicular squatters
- Firing the presidential staff
- Fishing for zipper trout
- Five-finger discount
- Flogging your dumber brother
- Foreplay with Fistina
- Four-knuckle shuffle (for those who lost a finger in 'Nam)
- Freeing the hostages
- Freeing Willy
- Getting your palm red
- Givin' the one-eyed field mouse with the purple turtle-neck sweater a hot-butter nuggie
- Giving the pink Mustang a spit shine
- Giving the seamen shore leave
- Giving yourself a helping hand
- Giving yourself a low five
- Having a play date with your little friend
- Having a puppet show in your pants
- Having a staff meeting
- Hitchhiking under the Big Top
- Launching the morning missile
- Letting out the bulimic one-eyed monster
- Making special sauce with frank and beans
- Making the bald guy cry
- Making the Cyclops do chin-ups 'til he throws up
- Making the llama spit
- Manhandling your man-handle
- Milking the bull
- Million sperm march
- My sex life! (Okay, that one's more sad than funny)
- One-handed workout
- Opening up a bottle of Squirt
- Performing diagnostics on your ManTool
- Playing pocket polo with Agent Johnson
- Playing the stand-up organ
- Playing with Yoosef
- Polishing the family jewels
- Polishing the hot rod
- Polishing the purple people pleaser
- Practicing for the Big Game
- Pulling the single serving soup dispenser
- Rapid one arm pull-ups
- Releasing the Olympic Doves
- Riding the Great White Knuckler
- Romancing the bone
- Roughing the passer
- Roughing up the suspect
- Rubbing the Buddha for good luck
- Running in single-user mode
- Running off a batch by hand
- Sanding the obelisk
- Sending yourself a hand-job-o-gram
- Shaking hands with your wife's best friend
- Shaking the coconut milk of love from the leafless palm trunk
- Shaking the hand of the self-employed
- Shooting tadpoles at the moon
- Shooting the pump action porridge gun
- Slapping the big-nosed Rasta man
- Spackling the ceiling
- Spending some quality time with yourself
- Spilling my children on my belly
- Spit-polishing the purple helmet
- Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
- Stroking the one-eyed burping gecko
- Swinging the purple-veined kidney stabber
- Taking little Elvis to Graceland
- Taking the Jocelyn Elders Midterm
- Taking your turn at the self-serve pump
- Target practice with the yogurt gun
- Teasing the purple-headed custard chucker
- Tenderizing the tube steak
- Test-firing the meat missile
- Testing the hand cream dispenser
- Trolling for the one-eyed walleye
- Tube sock tango
- Warming up the altar boy's dinner
- White-water wristing
- Wrapping my hand around my cock and blowing a load all over my mother
- Zygote spraying
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